Monday, February 17, 2025

Research Irish Wishes


Oh DANNY BOY HISTORY
Malachy McCourt, author of Danny Boy: The Legend of the Beloved English Ballad, claims there is evidence that the original tune was written by a blind Irish harpist named Rory Dall O'Cahan1. Blind Rory, a descendant of the ruling O'Cahan clan, was a composer who lived sometime between 1560 and 1660 and who was well-known for his purths, or harp tunes, the best known of which is 'Tabhair Dom do Lámh', or 'Give Me Your Hand'. He honoured the Highland gentry whose homes he frequented with his compositions, and according to the writings of one Arthur O'Neill, it was in one such house on the island of Skye that Blind Rory died, leaving his harp and tuning key.

According to legend, the confiscation of the O'Cahan lands in the early 1600s enraged Blind Rory, whose people had lived on those lands for generations. It drove him to write a deeply moving tune of pain and passion called 'O'Cahan's Lament'. There are some who claim that a sort of supernatural intervention occurred: that Blind Rory, who was drunk one night, had staggered along the riverside and collapsed, where he reportedly heard fairies playing a haunting melody on his harp. Once he was sufficiently sober and confident that he could play back the music, he returned to his castle to serenade his guests with the first rendition of the air that would be transcribed some 250 years later.

Blind Rory's haunting tune would be brought down to the 19th Century by another blind harper called Denis O'Hampsey, a feat made possible by O'Hampsey's life spanning three centuries: he was born at the end of the 17th Century, and died at the beginning of the 19th at the ripe old age of 112. O'Hampsey, who hailed from Roe Valley, was born in Craigmore2 in 16953, and lost his eyesight at the age of three when he contracted smallpox. Having discovered his musical muse at an early age, O'Hampsey studied with Bridget O'Cahan, who was purportedly related to Blind Rory4. It was said that O'Hampsey inherited a sizeable repertoire including 'O'Cahan's Lament', which he would introduce in Ireland and Scotland during his travels.

It was in Ireland that Denis O'Hampsey crossed roads with Edward Bunting (1773-1843), who would later be hailed as the pioneer collector of harp music. O'Hampsey was one of ten harpers invited to attend a harp festival in Belfast in 1792, and Bunting, whose job it was to write down the tunes played at the festival, in an attempt to revive and continue the tradition of ancient Irish music, was particularly attracted to O'Hampsey's traditional harp technique. Immediately after the festival, the young Edward Bunting embarked on a journey to the farthest reaches of Ireland in search of traditional airs. Not surprisingly, his travels began on Denis O'Hampsey's doorstep in Magiligan where he obtained several tunes for later inclusion in his three volumes of The Ancient Music of Ireland (published in 1796, 1809 and 1840).

@Hell’s Fire Club According to at least one source, their activities included mock religious ceremonies and partaking in meals containing dishes like "Holy Ghost Pie", "Breast of Venus", and "Devil's Loin", while drinking "Hell-fire punch".[5][18] Members of the Club supposedly came to meetings dressed as characters from the Bible.[18]

 In the late 1960’s during renovation the then owners had many complaints from builders that they were experiencing apparitions including spectral figures and a ghostly black cat with piercing red eyes.
HELLFIRE CLUB
There were several Hellfire Clubs throughout Britain and Ireland.  Members were of Libertine persuasion and indulged in drinking, debauchery and occult practices including ritual sacrifice.  The Dublin branch of this illustrious cadre was established by Richard Parsons, the 1st Earl of Rosse and James Worsdale, a portrait artist and chancer.
Parsons was a Libertine and founder of the sacred sect of Dionysus.  He was also twice elected Grandmaster of the Irish Freemasons.  Worsdale on the other hand, had little to offer in pedigree and relied on his personality and own liberal approach to life to move in the most exclusive circles, his only real legacy being his portrait, ‘The Hellfire Club, Dublin, hanging in the National Gallery of Ireland.
Here, as with all of the clubs, as well as identical practices and the mascot of a black cat, there were traditions to be upheld.  The Hellfire gents would toast the Devil with a potent punch known as scaltheen, a heady mix of whiskey and rancid butter, whilst leaving an empty seat at the table for his arrival.
One famous tale tells of a stranger entering the club and joining the men for a game of cards.  When retrieving a fallen card, a startled club member saw the guest had cloven hooves – on recognition the dark stranger vanished in flames.
This story is identical to the one from the infamous Loftus Hall in Wexford, however it seems more than coincidence as the family had property on Montpelier Hill also.
There were reports of murder and animal sacrifice, including that of a black cat who was exorcised by a priest and a demon was seen fleeing.  Further tales abounded of a member, Simon Luttrell who allegedly sold his soul to the Devil in order to clear his debts, to be collected in seven years.  The Devil arrived at the Lodge to collect his bounty, however the resourceful Luttrell diverted the attention of his soul reaper and escaped for many more years.
During this period in the club’s history, a horrendous fire took hold during a meeting and several lives were lost.
The exact cause of the fire is unknown, yet claims have been made of everything from a footman accidentally spilling a flammable drink to the deliberate act of the members due to a non-renewal of lease.
Either way, the club moved premises to the Steward’s House some short distance down the hill.  Now the remains of the Lodge stand in ruins, but not abandoned, at least not by the living.
The screams of a woman being bowled to her death in a burning barrel echo over the hill, a smell of brimstone fills the air and invisible hands grabbing at throats to tear off jewellery are just some of the claims of paranormal activity at the top of Montpelier Hill.
MASSY WOODS. CHILLY, EERIE OVERGROWN VEGATATION. FAYE QUOTES MIDSUMMERS NIGHT DREAM. PETE QUOTES BAD POETRY. GILLIAN TALKS ABOUT HISTORY. COLLIN ANNOY HER. FAYE HANGS ALL OVER PETE. WHAT HAPPENS? FAYE GETS STUNG BY A BEE AND PETE HAS TO GIVE HER PIGGY BACK RIDE. Here you'll find the Steward’s House, site of more of the Club’s scandalous parties, which is said to be haunted to this day. 
If you can hold your nerve through these eerie woods, the waymarked path passes all sorts of curiosities, including a Bronze Age wedge tomb, an icehouse and the remnants of the fine gardens that were once laid out here.
  
“A LS is In Celtic folklore, the leannán sí ("Fairy-Lover";[1] Scottish Gaelic: leannan sìth, Manx: lhiannan shee; [lʲan̴̪-an ˈʃiː]) is a beautiful woman of the Aos Sí ("people of the barrows") who takes a human lover. Lovers of the leannán sídhe are said to live brief, though highly inspired, lives. The name comes from the Gaelic words for a sweetheart, lover, or concubine and the term for inhabitants of fairy mounds (fairy).[2]


The Leanhaun Shee (fairy mistress) seeks the love of mortals. If they refuse, she must be their slave; if they consent, they are hers, and can only escape by finding another to take their place. The fairy lives on their life, and they waste away. Death is no escape from her. She is the Gaelic muse, for she gives inspiration to those she persecutes. The Gaelic poets die young, for she is restless, and will not let them remain long on earth—this malignant phantom.





Wednesday, January 8, 2025

Wednesday's Word Puzzle

On Wednesdays, without a lot of chitchat, I share a puzzle featuring words pulled from one of my book's descriptions. To claim a free read, tell me which title these words best represent. Here's a clue—it's a tale from my Witching Well Series.






a             h             o             p             j              o             c             k             e             y

c             e             l              i              a             t              l              g             i              e

a             b             n             d             s             i              e             z             n             n

v             p             a             r              o             m            a             n             c             e

e                            c             f              n             e             n             g             i              m

m            a             g             i              c             t              w            x             d             y

h             l              o             v             e             r              i              d             e             w

f              u             n             n             y             a             e             r              n             i

r              e             a             d             k             v             q             w            t              l

i              d             m            a             n             e             f              t              y             d

l              z             e             n             g             l              a             n             d             u

b             j              r              e             g             e             n             n             c             y

o             x             l              k             l              m            c             v             b             n

o             h             i              g             h             w            a             y             e             g

k             m            n             i              o             p             a             s             d             v

s             c             o             u             n             d             r              e             l              c





Sunday, September 15, 2024

Blogs For People Over 50


Midlife Rambler, created by Katy Kozee, focuses on adventures for women after their kids have left home, with a mix of recipes, travel ideas, and tips for midlife changes​(

  • https://www.midliferambler.com/category/start-here/

  • That’s Not My Age by Alyson Walsh goes beyond fashion to cover lifestyle, health, and beauty, with a particular focus on living well in midlife​(

    https://thatsnotmyage.com/

  • Chic Over 50 by Shauna Grow is a style and fashion blog that showcases chic looks for women over 50 while also covering travel and lifestyle​(

    https://chicover50.com/
  • Making Midlife Matter covers topics from home improvement to financial tidying up, helping midlifers make the most of their next chapter​(
  • https://makingmidlifematter.com/
  • Sixty and Me – A vibrant community for women over 60, founded by Margaret Manning. The blog focuses on aging gracefully, with articles on wellness, retirement, fashion, and relationships.
  • https://sixtyandme.com/ 
  • Better After 50 – Offers a mix of humor, lifestyle advice, and inspiration for women navigating life after 50. The blog covers topics from empty-nesting to career transitions and health.
  • https://betterafter50.com/
  • Next Avenue – This site, sponsored by PBS, covers financial advice, health, caregiving, and lifestyle tips for baby boomers and older adults. It’s a trusted resource for midlife and beyond.
  • https://www.nextavenue.org/
  • Over 50 Feeling 40 by Pamela Lutrell is focused on fashion, health, and lifestyle topics, aimed at inspiring women over 50 to embrace confidence and live vibrantly​
  • https://over50feeling40.com/
  • 50 Shades of Age by Australian blogger Kathy covers travel, lifestyle, and tips for midlife women, with a focus on empowerment and living adventurously​
  • https://www.50shadesofage.com/
  • Prime Women is a lifestyle and career site offering advice on everything from fashion to business strategies, catering to professional women over 50 who are still thriving in their careers​
  • primewomen.com
  • Fabulous Fifties by Schellea Fowler provides fitness routines, health tips, and lifestyle advice for midlife women, all delivered in a fun and engaging way​
  • https://fabulous50s.com/
  • Monday, August 12, 2024

    A List of My Books--making sense of my mess

     

    Making sense of my mess

    A local church has a mantra, make your mess your message. I’m not sure I have a message, but I have written a lot of books. In a lot of different genres. Women’s Fiction, Young Adult speculative fiction, time travel romance, small-town romance, historicals, Christian romance, novellas, murder mysteries, short stories.

    Marketing gurus say I should write in one genre, maybe even stick to one trope, and build a recognizable author brand. Be a McDonalds.

    I haven’t done that.

    But even though I’m not always serving up the same hamburger, fries, and shake, there are some Kristy Tate reliables, even when I’m writing as Katie Tate (young adult speculative) or Kristine D Tate (mysteries.) My books always end with a happily-ever-after. Family dynamics are paramount. I believe in love after life and faith is a constant, even if my characters are witches, or girls who can talk to animals and time travel.

    So, maybe my mess is my message.

     

    Kristy Tate

    Clean and wholesome romance

     

    Small Town Series

    Sweet small-town romance with a kiss of suspense

     

    Small Town Secrets

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CG2L97CV

    Would you turn to a stranger in a storm?

    Small Town Shenanigans

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHTNNRMF

    Would you race against time when every clue poses a deadly risk?

    Small Town Escape

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CP2XGJY8

    Can you outrun your past?

    Talk of the Town

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D8JPZZGN

    Would you give love a second chance?

    Carly and the Christian Cowboy: a novella

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CW1JSWG5

    Would you keep his secret?

     

    Blue Jay Books

    Women’s Fiction with strong Christian themes

     

    Whispers Over Wildrose Road

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B6GR213J

    Welcome to Lake Arrowhead, an idyllic escape from Los Angeles’ glitz and glamor, but something dark and shadowy lurks amid the forest

    Telling Tales

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C2JNWZCW

    Telling Tales is a sometimes funny, sometimes poignant story of two women's struggle with truth, lies, and each other.

     

    Misbehaving Billionaires

    Romantic Comedies…with heart and giggles

    The Billionaire's Beagle

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HQYV596

    Can a beach bum rescue the dog, save billions of dollars, and get the girl?

    The Oblivious Billionaire: A Romantic Comedy About a Forgetful Billionaire

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KPKVM53

    How can you know where you're going if you can't remember where you've been?

    Irish Wishes

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07NTTDPY9

    Irish lore meets clean and wholesome romance...

    The Florence Affair

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07RWQKTH7

    The Tuscan countryside, Italian legends and lore and a double-take at love.

    The Incognito Billionaire

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B085RGDCFK

    A small-town girl meets a billionaire rock star living a lie.

    Stuck With You

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KQ9JT5C

    A romantic novella about a couple stuck in an elevator

     

    The Witching Well Series:

    Time-travel Romance

     

    The Highwayman Incident

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00QL15NQ8

    A timeless adventure spanning miles and centuries from modern-day New England to Merlin's Cave in Regency England.

    The Cowboy Encounter

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UM6B7TK

    From a modern-day New York City mental hospital to the Rocky Mountains of the Wild West.

    The Pirate Episode

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017DZPT6O

    When Dr. Fleur comes for her, Cami finds herself torn between two men, two centuries, and two very different futures.

    The Rainforest Rendezvous

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09DRM7QRB

    Meet herds of capybaras, pink dolphins, and Liam Hastings, a World War One fighter pilot in search of the mythical Lost City of the Caesars.

    The Rancher’s Romance

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09DTHT25K

    From modern-day New England to the Golden Age of Hollywood and a Wyoming sheep ranch in the midst of the Great Depression, water from the Witching Well proves once again that love knows no boundaries.

     

    Better Late Romances: Happily-ever-afters for forty-yet-flirty-somethings

     

    A Ghost of a Second Chance

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007IK0KZK

    Can love live even after it has died?

    Half-Baked

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0882LPHQL

    It’s double- chocolate donuts meet kefir. Can two fifty-somethings from separate grocery store aisles overcome their differences?

    The Christmas Swindle

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08MBHG9HT

    Ron sets out to right his mother’s wrongs, tame the poodle, and win Lauren’s heart, but he needs more than his billions of dollars—he needs a Christmas miracle.

    The Little White Christmas Lie

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MPZJA14

    Carson Trent doesn't know that the beautiful Millie Cruise who literally falls into his lap on the morning train is really Camille Harper, a rock star of the romance industry. Millie doesn't know she is headed for Carson's grandmother's picture-perfect inn in a quaint New England town. Neither Carson nor Millie know their lives are about to spin out-of-control thanks to a patch of black ice, a cow, and a little white Christmas lie.

     

    The Canterbury Romances: Love at a Private School

     

    The Tick-Tock Between Me and You

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CZ67FQY

    Darby thought she had love all figured out until she heard the tick-tock of a clock.

    Dreaming of You and Me

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FN6V4YN

    When you find the man of your dreams…

    The Music of You and Me

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07P9FHQ1N

    Because of a medical condition, Tara believes she’ll never have a family of her own.

    Travis has other plans.

    Christmas Coins

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B081Y5RD42

    When your prayers are answered in unexpected ways...

     

    Seattle Fire

    Verity and the Villain

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07VGMZZP2

    Serving up murder, mystery, and pies…

    Gracey and the Gambler

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07VGMZZ8J

    Taking a gamble on love

     

     

     

    Katie Tate Books

    Young Adult Speculative Fiction

     

    The Time Chronicles

    Teen time-travel romance

     

    Time and Again

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08SGHHL3Z

    Petra Baron meets a demon dog, a troupe of gypsies, and a kindred spirit named Emory Ravenswood in Elizabethan England.

     

    Timeless

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08SGCQ2N2

    With a collection of Washington Irving's writings in hand and some nine-pin-playing ghosts by her side, Petra heads into yet another time-defying adventure.

    Time After Time

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08SGBP7PV

    A chance encounter with Grigory Rasputin’s daughter sends Emory and Petra on another time spiral – this time to St. Petersburg on the eve of the Russian Revolution.

        

    The Fairy Tale Thief

    Fairy tales can come true, but it’s frightening when it happens to you.

     

    Witch Ways Series

    Witch Choices

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08X8TJSVN

    Every day each must decide whether or not to be a witch. For Evie, that decision is becoming increasingly difficult.

    Witch Ever

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08X98WMN2

     

    Witch Ends

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08X9HDVTG

     

     

    Isolation Series

    Isolation

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0948NQGTS

    Everyone talks to animals. Some do it every day. But very few stop to listen for a reply.

    Introduction

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B095YVK25N

    She thinks she can talk to animals. He thinks she’s crazy, but he loves her anyway.

    Immersion

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B095XDDQRN

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Wednesday, July 31, 2024

    Transformation Goals July (written July 31st 2024)

     

    I'm taking a page out of Dr. Benjamin Hardy's Rapid Transformation book and creating a monthly accounting for each month. This experience reminds me of a quote from Jody Moore, another motivational guru I really admire. She said something like this, "It's important to define what success means to you so you'll know it and recognize it when you achieve it,"

    All that being said, July has been amazing. We had a burst pipe and plumbing problems, but things at our house are now cleaner and more organized because of it. That small setback became a catalyst.

    Health:

    Relying on what I’m learning in my Healthy Balance class and using the meal replacement powder Jared gave me, I’m finally losing weight at a slow and comfortable pace and feeling a lot more peace around food. Whenever my thoughts begin to swirl around body image, dieting, or what I’m going to eat, I take a sip of water. I find this simple interruption incredibly healing/affirming.

    Relationships:

    Larry and I celebrated our anniversary at one of my favorite restaurants at the beach. We also hiked the Eastern Sierras. We booked a cruise with Adam, Bethany, and Natalie's families, and flights for Education Week with my sisters.

    Business:

    I hired Karen Walker to help me with Facebook ads, and they boosted my Kindle Vella story tremendously. Last month, without the ads, my Kindle Vella stories had 36 episodes read. This month, there have been 650 so far. I credit this to the ad (and my new story) which has a .12 cent cost per click.

    Karen was not only good for my business, but for me personally. She told me, “You don’t give yourself enough credit for what you’ve accomplished.” “Take credit for what you’ve accomplished,” has become my new mantra.

    I’m 65 pages into my new mystery series, and I love it. I’ve also found three new authors of historical mysteries I love and admire, and I’m hoping I’ve found my jive.

    The launch of the fourth book in my Small Town Series was a bust. Amazon put it in weird categories (paranormal, psychic, witches—it’s none of those things. I found out I’m not the only person this has been happening to.) and after I asked them to correct it, the book was no longer a “new release.” I’m putting this behind me, and focusing on building sales funnels that don’t rely on releases.

    Chandler has started creating Tik Toks with me on Fridays. I created a Katie Tate account that only looks at YA books, and all but one of our videos has had more than 700 views, so this is really working.

    Spiritual:

    Larry and I are halfway through reading Russel M Nelson’s Heart of the Matter, and I find it incredibly motivating and encouraging. Personally, I’m in the thick of the Old Testament, (2 Chronicles) and I love all the be of good courage for this Lord is with you messages.


     

    Here are my August goals:

    Health:

    Continue with my Healthy Balance class, which is, mostly, like group therapy. Increase yoga attendance from 3 days a week to four or five.

    Social:

    Visit with Jen, Jared, and my sisters on our trip to Utah.

    Business:

    Continue to experiment with Facebook ads.

    Make a Tik Tok 6 days a week.

    Post something motivating on IG and Facebook 6 days a week.

    Create my RWA marketing workshop.

    Spiritual:

    I’m putting this under spiritual, but in reality BYU’s Education Week checks off so many boxes. The classes are always a tremendous blessing for my physical and spiritual health, plus, it’s interaction with my sisters. This year, Larry is attending and we’re staying with Jared and Jen.

     

     

    Wednesday, July 10, 2024

    Wednesday's Word: BLARE. An Excerpt From Small Town Shenanigans

      Welcome to #WednesdayWords where I share a snippet of a story using yesterday's word from the New York game, WORDLE. Yesterday's WORDLE was BLARE. 





    A line of cars inched along the tree-lined road and rays of sunlight splashed off the shiny vehicles. A helicopter flew overhead.

    The narrow country road was choked with a cacophony of cars, all jostling for position on the winding asphalt. The engines roared and honked, their exhaust fumes mixing with the sweet scent of freshly mown hay and wildflowers.

    The line of vehicles stretched as far as I could see, each one inching and jerking forward. Horns blared, tempers flared, and the air was thick with the sound of revving engines and screeching brakes. The road was barely wide enough for two cars to pass, and yet the never-ending stream of vehicles kept coming, each one compounding the gridlock.

    “I take it this is unusual?” I pulled the hoodie away from my skin. The day was heating up.

    As the minutes turned into hours, the once-beautiful countryside around us began to fade into a blur of green and brown. The traffic jam seemed like an endless purgatory, a place where time stood still and the only thing moving was the curling exhaust. “I wonder if the person behind this thing could have predicted this. I know I wouldn’t have.”

    “Incredible,” Dallas muttered, drumming his fingers on the steering wheel. “I’ve never seen it like this.” He skated me a look. “Cascadia is usually pretty sleepy.”

    I ran a finger beneath the wig, providing a brief moment of cool relief. “This wig is killing me. How long until we’re in town?”

    “It’s only a few miles, but at this speed there’s no telling.”

    I came to a split-second decision and ripped off the wig. Sighing, I used all ten fingers to rake my curls and message my sculp. “I don’t know how people can wear these things.”

    Dallas glanced at my messy curls and smiled. “Your hair is glorious. There’s no other word for it.”

    “Glorious? That’s a stretch.”

    “If you’re fishing for compliments, I can provide a few.”

    “I’m not. It’s just…I have a long and complicated relationship with my hair. When I was in middle school, some people called me the match-stick.”

    Dallas burst out laughing. “I’m sorry, but…”

    “I know. The problem was, it sort of matched. Pun intended. I was tall, skinny, and I had flaming red hair…and a temper that…matched.”

    “I find that really hard to believe.”

    “What? That I was tall and skinny, or that I had—correction—have a temper?”

    “The temper part.”

    “Anger is just a mask for fear. It took me a lot of therapy sessions to realize that. And before you ask, yes, I go to therapy. All therapists do—or should. We probably need it the most. Did you go to therapy when your dad died?”

    Dallas shook his head. “What are you afraid of?”

    “Lots of things, and when I was young—pretty much everything.”

    A white Cadillac pulled up beside us, as if to pass, but braked. The woman in the caddy pointed at me.

    I slunk in the seat and rummaged in my bag for a hair tie.

    Dallas flashed a glance at my pink sneakers—one of the few things I hadn’t borrowed from Phoebe. “I have an idea, but you might not like it. I assume you can ride a bike?”

    I nodded.

    Dallas took a turn down a dirt road and dust flew as the car bounced over potholes. I held on.

    “Where are we going?” I thought about pointing out that even though we were in a SUV, it didn’t look like a four-wheel-drive, but decided not to distract Dallas. He needed to focus all his attention on the road.

    To my surprise, the white Cadillac followed us. All of the passengers were pointing and waving at me.

    Dallas glanced in the rearview mirror and his lips tightened.

    “Anyone you know?” I asked.

    Dallas shook his head.

    “I thought everyone in small towns knew each other.”

    “That’s not completely true, and besides, today Cascadia is chock-full of out-of-towners.” He took a sharp left, veering into the woods.

    Indecision and fear burbled in my belly. The path had been made for hikers, not vehicles. “Where are you going?”

    “Short cut,” he said through tight lips.

    Mud splattered over the windshield when we bounced onto the dirt path. The SUV moaned and Dallas navigated a steep and winding hill into a forest. We plowed through a small creek. Moments later, we came to a fork and merged onto a path looking wide enough for an emaciated cow.

    After climbing a steep slope, the SUV caught up to a man on a bike wearing a backpack. Dallas braked, and the SUV skittered through the mud. A quick glance in the rearview mirror told me we’d lost the Cadillac.

    Suddenly, the backpack in front of us toppled off and pitched into a patch of tall grass.

    Dallas tightened his jaw. “Not our problem.” He flashed me an evil looking grin and swerved around the bike.

    Was he seriously enjoying this?

    The barefoot, bearded man wearing a pair of overalls and a straw hat disentangled himself from his crumpled bike. He shook his fist at us.

    The white Cadillac came tearing down the hill. Dallas made a sudden sharp turn, not braking but accelerating, veering off the road, away from the smashed tomatoes.

    “Do you know where you’re going?” I squeaked.

    “Lived here all my life.” Dallas white-knuckled the wheel and he steered down a path I prayed would lead back onto a road.

    Now we were in the thick of the woods, chasing chittering squirrels and dodging a trio of squalling cats.

    “This is someone’s property,” I said.

    “Most of this is public land.”

    “Public land?” I echoed. Was there any public land in New York City? Doubtful. I wanted to ask him more about public land, but a wooden lean-to with a corrugated tin roof that seemed to be growing out of the weeds distracted me. A bewildered woman and her indeterminate-breed dog stepped onto the back porch.

    Dallas rolled down his window and waved. “Hey there, Mrs. Sanchez!”

    The woman chased after us, swinging a rolling pin like a battle axe. The Cadillac, who had been following close behind, nearly barreled into her.

    “I thought you said this is public land.”

    “It is. I didn’t say there aren’t squatters.”

    Squatters? “Someone’s going to get hurt,” I muttered.

    The SUV bucked back onto the dirt road. Something crunched beneath the Jeep’s tires.

    “What was that?” Please don’t let it be a live creature, I prayed.